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Thursday, January 23, 2014

"billy jeep" in the garage

It's late (11am) an' I got lots to say. *thinking, "what the hell do I have to say"*

So far there are only two names for the new Jeep....both by Billy Bob. I'm pretty partial to "billy jeep" over "billy toad". No suggestions for a name were made in the comments, so I guess "billy jeep" is it.

When I got up this morn'n, "billy jeep" was gone....not where it was parked yesterday. Joseph has it all jack up in the garage fix'n stuff....or to be more accurate....maintenance. That boy is one hell of a mechanic. He so good he can fix stuff what ain't broke. *look'n at the auto parts reciept* What the hell did Joseph buy? $117....damn. From what I hear, the "billy jeep" is get'n a oil change, grease job, new air filter, replace struts in the lift gate (back winder), a new fuel filter, headlight lens buffed to to brand spank'n new...... Holy cows Joseph, slow down, it's only a car. I won't know how to act.

For Joey.....! When I looked under the front end, I was staring at the radiator, face the face. How the hell do I install a tow bracket through the radiator. After look'n at pics of the BX1115, it installs in front of the radiator.
Ok, that's all I have to say bout that.

The next thing I got to say is....I ain't hurt this bad in the last 10 years. That was yesterday. Today I feel a little better. Sit'n in my chair feel'n sorry for myself.
After the golf ball swak'n game yesterday, I decided I would spend a couple hours on the floor. HA...forget that shit, I couldn't get back up. I clean the couch off an' go lay down there for the rest of the evening. HA...."Sadie Mae, git the hell out the way". Damn dog jump right in the middle my belly, lays down....says "hi daddy, I love you". Dog ain't got no respect at all. I rekon after being left alone with that damn goat all day, she was happy to see me. Went to bed early, pump that mattress up an' down look'n for some comfort. Then....at 2:30am I get's me one them leg cramps from hell. Two hours before I could go back to bed. Leg cramps from hell suck.

Oh great, we gonna go through this stuff of my blog not updating.....Grrrrrrr, that pisses me slap off.

27 comments:

  1. How much does Joseph charge for an oil change?

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    1. For his favorite uncle, he don't charge nuttin.

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  2. You need to drink plenty of water before you go to bed to keep your kidneys flowing it thru your body, that is why you are getting leg cramps...I did it and it made a world of difference no leg cramps, but I did have to go to the bathroom a lot before bed, but slept well and no more leg cramps...I read it in a journal waiting to get a shingles shot at my doctors office, it works for me, just make sure to go to the bathroom and empty your bladder a lot before bed, sip on some water before bed and your legs, heart and body will be thanking you with a rested nights sleep!

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    1. No no an' no, that is NOT why I get leg cramps.

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    2. lol How many times do you have to say that?

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  3. I think Billy Jeep is a fine name.

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    1. I do too, but I'm sure somebody can come up with a unique name. Still open to suggestions, but ya better hurry.

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    2. Billy Mobile????

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  4. I think you ought to call your Billy Goat. . .

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    1. Ahh, are we talk'n bout the new Jeep, or bout that damn goat out there in the yard????

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  5. How bout BJ? Short for Billy Jeep,,,

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  6. I have had leg and foot cramps for years, then my Pharmacist tells me to drink Gatorade. I drink 1 to 2 bottles a week, and no cramps in months.

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    1. Suffer then and quit complaining about the cramps.
      Different Anonymous

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    2. Different Anonymous, if you don't like his blog the way he wants to write it, quit reading. I like his blog as is.

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  7. So BB did ya order that bx115 let me know if you ever lose one of those nipples thingies I think I have four of em somewhere in the shed... Good to have people to help out..

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  8. Since I haven't had an alcoholic beverage in over a month, I haven't had leg cramps either. I know you don't drink so that obviously isn't what's causing your cramps. I was surprised because I really don't drink much (yeah, they all say that don't they).

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  9. mustard, mustard, and mustard!!!

    just try it

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  10. BIlly Bob -

    I did comment on the albino toad, but Billy Jeep works for me, too. After all, it's yours to keep and upkeep, so whatever works for you is the name. Glad to know Joseph is so handy and can take of all the up front maintenance. That way when you git on down the road a bit, you'll feel better and not have to worry 'bout it. Still hoping you make it to a meet-up with Hermit and Dizzy in this part of the world....

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  11. Is there some reason that most of the recommended cures for BB's leg cramps come from Anonymous? If I have a solution for someones problem I want them to know who provided it so they can praise me and I can then brag about what I have done.

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  12. No matter the name, it sure is pretty. Now IF'n it was a Volkswagen, I'd have to name it BeautyBug; thinkin' so even if it is a Jeep. Looks like it may ride like a Lincoln; bet it does. Travelin' in style, BB! Sureyam.

    Crossing my fingers AND eyes, hoping my leg cramps stay away. Bad condition for sure.

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  13. You are so lucky to have a nephew like Joseph...he is a real treasure!

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