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Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Billy who??? Bob

Well whoopee freak'n do...."he's back".

There's been a lot go'n on in my "new" life the past few weeks. Mostly like freez'n half to death in that dad gum polar whatsyacallit storm what shut down north America an' surrounding areas. Boy howdy, that was a cold one I mean to tell ya. But that's over, under the bridge....we got better things to think about. Actually, cold weather don't really bother me that much. As long as I'm not outside an' I got me some heaters in "da house" to keep me warm. And I'm somewhere's in the SOUTH.

Time is get'n short if'n I'm gonna catch me that 14 pounds bass down at Falcon lake. The sucker probly already done froze to death from all them cold fronts, an' all I'm gonna catch is a couple 2 or 3 pound fish. Now, speak'n of fish an' that "bubba boat". I'm not rightly sure I'm gonna be able to do that stuff no more. It's not that I can't blow that sucker up an' stuff like that.....I got a blow pump an' batteries. It's get'n in an' out of the boat....kind of like get'n up off the ground after ya fall down. It ain't easy. I got to have something to hold on to an' the only thing to hold on to get'n out the "bubba boat" is a lake full of water. But that's an adventure yet to be experienced in 2014. Yeee haw, here come the Billy Bob.

I didn't mention this before now, but I been try'n to quit puff'n on these damn little cigars. Not 'cause I think I'm gonna come down with cancer or nuttin like that, but I'm tired of caugh'n my lungs out ever time I fire one up. It's to the point that no matter what you die from, doctors are gonna blame it on smok'n. Don't get me started on that kind of nonsense. Anyhows, I got me one of them electronic cigarette thingys. Been puff'n on it for bout 3 weeks now. Cut my smok'n consumption down from over a pac a day to half a pac. You didn't know me when I would burn up a couple pacs plus a day, did ya? I know, I know....don't even say it, I'll do this "my" way. If'n I make it, "good on ya Billy Bob". If'n I don't, so freak'n what?

Holy cows, that dad gum Barney slap beat the hell out me on the golf course yesterday. He thinks that just 'cause he's a young wippersnapper an' the old Billy Bob is on his last leg, he gonna win every game we play. Well, I got news for the "old fat man", Billy Bob ain't done just yet. Only reason he win me yesterday was my arthor-itis was act'n up.....an' I cain't swak a golf ball like I used to. Sheesh, I'm lucky to hit the little bastard at all. I would call that outright cheat'n on Barneys behalf. Wouldn't you? I love play'n golf with the OFM Barney.

Well shoot, I gave ya enough to think about for a couple days....I'm out of here. No plans for the day. No ambition to do anything physical. Dishes??? Nope, they fine just like they are. Laters!!!



 


11 comments:

  1. Beautiful day today. Go catch you up some of those big ole bass.

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    1. That's good advice Dizzy, but did you know the fish ain't bite'n at Falcon lake? We were talk'n bout Falcon lake....right?
      You can bet yer bippy it's a beautiful day.....yeee haw!!!

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  2. Glad to hear the E cig is working out for you... Good alternative and hope you can cut out completely. Good for you!

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  3. Got me one of them 'lectronics but then found it gave more nicotine than my real ones. Cost me more too. You're right; doctors harp constantly about smoking. Gotta 'member they don't know everything; just think they do. Maybe their practice will be perfect one day. Meantime, we gotta be (the) patient. Did you know, more patients are KILLED in hospitals each year than die on highways. No joke! Smoking is bad for us, so why does the government subsidize tobacco industry big time? Got my last yearly payout this week from da gubment - had myself a bacca allotment, ya know. Many Americans have quit but that hasn't hurt the industry. Now it sells to the millions in other countries. Ah, bless the greedy rich folks!

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  4. Also, the tobacco companies are making "bookoos" money marketing the electronic cigarets! Their Win-Win tricks! Wonder how many in or backing the industry are also in Congress. Betcha dollar several are!

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  5. If you are inclined, you might find yourself a six or eight foot length of 1" hawser. Tie her off to the front handle on the bubba boat. Keep your better leg on the outside of the boat to stand on and pull yourself up by the hawser .... you do have a leg to stand on, don't you?

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  6. Are you actually inhaling anything with an eletronic cigarette? Do you still have an urge to cough when you smoke one? I really hope it works out for you. I quit smoking 2 packs a day in 2004 so I won't ever go back to it, unless someone tells me I'm going to die or the world will end during the coming week. Then I'm buying me a carton and will chain smoke the whole thing!

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  7. 2 TBLSP cider vinegar & honey in glass water stops and prevents night leg cramps and helps arthritis.

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    1. Anonymous, you failed to mention that it was also beneficial for 1. Premature aging 2. Obesity 3. Food poisoning 4. Heat exhaustion 5. Heartburn 6. Brittle nails 7. Bad breath 8. High blood pressure 9. High cholesterol level 10. Eczema.
      It is seen as a powerful cleansing agent and natural healing elixir with naturally occurring antibiotic and antiseptic that fights germs and bacteria. Probably good for the flu.

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  8. Good luck with them e cigarettes, my wife has been using them for a year now and it does help, no smoking in the house anymore.

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  9. Having never smoked...I know it is easy for me to say, that I am glad you are trying to at least cut back on your consumption.

    Best of luck!

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