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Monday, February 15, 2010

Wonderful day at "da pond"

Boy howdy, did ya see the sunshine and stuff outside? It almost summer time. Today suppose to be 79 degs....just perfect for sit'n outside on da porch sip'n a cup with the fish pole in the water.

Yistyerday I posted a pic.....it were took last year 'cause I ain't took one this year. I think it were that old coot up in Dallas what say something bout that bicycle....so let me tell ya bout that bicycle. A while back my doc told me I need to exercise....so I went to Walmart and bought me a brand spank'n new bicycle. I rode it around the park in Deming a few time but it made me tired...and cranky. Then I figger I would put a motor on it and get lots of exercise start'n it. But a motor won't fit. Then it got a flat tire...and now it sits there just "do'n nuttin".

Today I gots to do up the dishes...but I don't want to use up my coffee water. So it's down to the pond with a load of dirty dishes. Seem like a mans work is never done. Lug Nut do a good job wash''n dishes but this stuff is crusted on to the point he would never get them clean enough to cook in.

Ok....gotta go throw the pole in the water...catch me some fish.

Now ya done went an done it Billy Bob...ya done pull a "fall out that chair" stunt. Ya see...it were like this, I were sit'n there in my Walmart lawn chair and I reach for my coffee cup and all a sudden that chair just fall over....toss'n old Billy Bob on his ass. Once old Billy Bob get down like that, it take a while to get back up. And when I did....Oh crap....that hurt like the dickins. Spend all afternoon hunch up like "hunch back" in that movie I can't spell.....with the acid and stuff. What was his name...Egor or something like that??? Anyhows, I took me a hand full of drugs and feel'n no pain.

No....I didn't catch no fish. But I ain't give up...yet.

6 comments:

  1. make some of yer corn bread and throw it in the water, fish will be beggin to get out LMAO!

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  2. Glad you having fun BB, BUT I still contend you doing it wrong, You said again "gotta go throw the pole in the water"/.. YOU GOT to keep the handle end up there on shore with ya, you ole silly!! :-)

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  3. Have you considered just quitting with the pole and using dynamite to catch the fish?

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  4. Hi Bill,

    Great meeting you at the Slabs.... not too far away from you at Yuma - we are at the BLM land near the VFW... keep catching those fish!
    Diane (and Andy too)
    http://thehitzels.blogspot.com

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  5. I'll bet OGT could catch a stringer full of fish in about 5 minutes.

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  6. That reminds me of the time, I was fishin in mirror lake Alaska. I was so proficient at fishin that fish and game banned me from fishin there so the other not so proficient ones could have a chance to catch a fish.:)

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