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Monday, August 5, 2013

Trip cancelled

Today's continuing trip to Arizona has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

How long does it take to write a "short" story for a blog post? Yesterdays post took no less than 4 hours, two hours what was lost when blogger eat up every word I had wrote an' left me with nuttin but a "s" at the top of a empty page. I ain't put'n no blame on Blogger 'cause I'm good at "push'n buttons". While I was feverishly push'n keys, words of wisdom pop'n up on the screen, I was also push'n buttons......, everthing was gone....poooof, just like that.

Weren't much humor in yesterdays post, but let me tell ya, when ya take a Italian ladyfriend from New York City out of the city, there gonna be humor. This girl flap her jaws from the time she wake up till the time she go to bed. All day long she flap them jaws of hers. I just says "yeah, uh huh, ok, what ever", stuff like that. Her favorite say'n was...."wait, I ain't done yet"....flap flap flap for another 30 minute. Three months I listen to that jaw flap'n....turn all my hair gray by the time that trip was finally over.

Beer? Yeah, Dee Dee like her beer. We go'n down the road...she says "ya want a ice pac for your back?" and she come back from the frige with another ice cold beer. Ever time she pop a top, I jumps slap out my skin. Now I like the taste of beer myself, but at 8am? Holy craps.....that when ya drink fresh brewed coffee.

In my stash I had a brand spank'n new quart of expensive Pussers Black rum. Hide it ya know. Only has a couple sips out that bottle. We was sit'n round after a nice Italian supper, baskettys an' meat balls all she know how to cook...I says, "let's have a rum cooler". She had already fount my stash. Gone.....poooof, just like that, that bottle was empty, not a drop left. I give her some $$$ to go get us a 6 pac....she come back with a 30 pac. Turn all my hair gray by the time that trip was over.

Ok, got a Fed X delivery coming today. Got to watch for 'em 'cause they don't know me.

I may be back later......fair warn'n.


5 comments:

  1. Hey, you ain't the only one that has chickie-babies, check my blog out and see (grin).

    Glad I quit drinking 20 some years ago. Look at all the money I saved. Saved? Well where the keck is it now???

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  2. I used to think I had lost posts too, but I figured out when that happened, they would be in drafts. I had seen that little note saying saved to drafts every minute or so, under them.

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  3. Yep used to know one of themwimmin years ago, 1/2 gallon vodka every day, did not hang around too long, Like my beer but gotta have my coffee and some food too. I like to remember what I did today.

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  4. I think I knew a few women like that in my younger days! Probably why I look older than I am!

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  5. "Her favorite say'n was...."wait, I ain't done yet"....flap flap flap for another 30 minute. Three months I listen to that jaw flap'n....turn all my hair gray by the time that trip was finally over."

    jajajajaja...this just cracked me up!!!

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