Whoa there horse....Whoa, back up!!!
Two explanations are in order this morn'n. The "fix it" list an' back surgery. Due to my poor selection of words, people think I am work'n too hard. In all actuality, only one job is completed out of 12 fix it's on the list. An' I didn't do nuttin. That was my wonderful son Billy that did the work on that radiator fan, not me. I was sit'n on my ass tell'n him what to do an' how to do it.
That Billy do a good job.....new motor an' fan blade.
The Onan generator....I jumped on that job the other day all by myself. I mean, how much work is involved to remove a snap on cover an' push a start button? While sit'n in a chair. A cup of coffee in yer hand. No work has been performed on the generator. Just look'n ya know. No replacement is needed as once it reaches operating speed, it runs just like a brand spank'n new one.
About my two boys that HAD back surgery a few years ago.....like bout 10 years. They are fine. But.....onest or twicest a year, they have scar tissue issues from the surgeries. Pain for a few days an' back to whatever they like to do. That's what I'm look'n for. Or something close to that.
There will be no golf ball swak'n today. Last night I was rudely awakened by them damn backards leg cramp thingys. Each one keep'n me up for a hour before I was able to return to bed. This morn'n, when I got out of bed, I was a crookit old man hurt'n like hell look'n for the aspirin bottle.
That freak'n couch over there. Either stay to hell off'n it or get the damn thing fixed. It hurts my lower back to sit on my couch....or lay back on my couch. Ya see...when I had it reupholstered a couple years ago, the upholstery guy said..."ya wanna change the foam rubber"? Think'n $$$$$, I said no. Now I pay the price in severe back pain every time I sit on it. It's on the list to either fix or replace.
* sit'n here think'n, me an' Robert can change that foam rubber *
The circuit board replacement......
This is the old one....notice all the freak'n fuses. I'm think'n bout 30 minutes an' then some. Test'n operations ya know.
It rained yesterday. But before it did, another one of my sons, Ronny, came by for a visit. In his mind, he was gonna change the circuit board for his daddy. I said "not today 'cause it's gonna rain". It did an' Ronny left the hood wide open. Everthing got soak'n wet. Nuttin shorted out last night. No smoke, no fire.
Two explanations are in order this morn'n. The "fix it" list an' back surgery. Due to my poor selection of words, people think I am work'n too hard. In all actuality, only one job is completed out of 12 fix it's on the list. An' I didn't do nuttin. That was my wonderful son Billy that did the work on that radiator fan, not me. I was sit'n on my ass tell'n him what to do an' how to do it.
The Onan generator....I jumped on that job the other day all by myself. I mean, how much work is involved to remove a snap on cover an' push a start button? While sit'n in a chair. A cup of coffee in yer hand. No work has been performed on the generator. Just look'n ya know. No replacement is needed as once it reaches operating speed, it runs just like a brand spank'n new one.
About my two boys that HAD back surgery a few years ago.....like bout 10 years. They are fine. But.....onest or twicest a year, they have scar tissue issues from the surgeries. Pain for a few days an' back to whatever they like to do. That's what I'm look'n for. Or something close to that.
There will be no golf ball swak'n today. Last night I was rudely awakened by them damn backards leg cramp thingys. Each one keep'n me up for a hour before I was able to return to bed. This morn'n, when I got out of bed, I was a crookit old man hurt'n like hell look'n for the aspirin bottle.
That freak'n couch over there. Either stay to hell off'n it or get the damn thing fixed. It hurts my lower back to sit on my couch....or lay back on my couch. Ya see...when I had it reupholstered a couple years ago, the upholstery guy said..."ya wanna change the foam rubber"? Think'n $$$$$, I said no. Now I pay the price in severe back pain every time I sit on it. It's on the list to either fix or replace.
* sit'n here think'n, me an' Robert can change that foam rubber *
The circuit board replacement......
It rained yesterday. But before it did, another one of my sons, Ronny, came by for a visit. In his mind, he was gonna change the circuit board for his daddy. I said "not today 'cause it's gonna rain". It did an' Ronny left the hood wide open. Everthing got soak'n wet. Nuttin shorted out last night. No smoke, no fire.
I'm first again, man I'm good. well Daddy how you doing today? hope all is good. glad to hear that Ronny came by. hope you save me something to do. today I'm not doing nothing, just sit here a watch tv. Oh ... I did get up this morning and went out to the beach and watch the sunrise at 6 am. will post pic on facebook. Okay have a good day. love you, later
ReplyDeleteThe way I've been work'n, you will have exactly 11 items to perform your fix it abilities on.
DeleteI'm glad you have some concerned help around. Sounds to me that they are going to take good care of ya! That's a good thing!
ReplyDeleteJust remember that the best word in the world is tomorrow! A person can do anything tomorrow!
DeleteActually Anony, that's why I have so much stuff on my "fix it" list.....still wait'n for tomorrow to roll around.
DeleteAbout that couch....a friend had the same issues and solved it by removing the couch and putting a nice big recliner in its place. If you have company come have them set at the table.
ReplyDeleteGet your fishing gear out and pull new line on it..now find a shady spot.
Just thinking about all the jobs that need doing takes energy and taxes your brain. Man, you can just about do a full day's work that way!
ReplyDeleteWell at least you getting stuff done. soon your house be good as new!
ReplyDeleteWish I was as fortunate as you and had competent help around here.
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