Barely here

Ok, I got to say something....anything. It ain't like I been do'n all kinds of excit'n stuff an' have a book to write.......but

Ya see, the old Billy Bob ain't been feel'n too good. An' when I ain't feel'n good, I don't want to talk to nobody, much less sit down an' write a blog post bout how excit'n my daily life is. It just ain't gonna happen.

Now I ain't say'n that I just sat around for the last 3 days feel'n sorry for myself an' didn't do nuttin. I did a lot of interesting things. Like, wash up all the dishes, take the trash out to the burn barrel, toss out a bunch of stuff I'll never use again.....stuff like that. The "to do" list gets smaller every day.

What the hell??? The battery was dead on "that jeep". How comes? Granted "that jeep" is a POS an' stuff is always break'n, but another dead battery? I just got that battery back in Del Rio not 6 months ago. Sure do wish I could find me a Jeep Cherokee Sport with 4x4 drive. No I ain't talk'n bout one them little new Jeep Sport models. I need room for all my stuff I carry round with me.....the "bubba boat" an' my fish'n gear. Just the "bubba boat" would fill up one them little Jeeps. So nuttin but a Jeep Cheorkee Sport will do.....1997 to 2003. Of course, Obama's "Cash for Cars" took most of 'em off the market. Bastard!!!!

Me an' Sadie Mae was sit'n on the couch watch'n TV. I looks at her an' says...."Sadie Mae, you need a haircut". I heads off to get some scissors.....Sadie Mae heads out the door. She know something gonna happen....to her. An hour later, I got me a scissors haircutted dawg. My back hurts an' I got hair balls all over the couch.

I took Sadie Mae to the hair cutt'n place one time. It costed $40 plus a tip. And then all her hair growed right back out in less than 6 months. Now in my book, that was a waste of money when a pair of scissors an' bout a hour of whack'n will do the same thing. So what if'n it has a few little niks here an' there.....it don't make no matter....it gonna grow right back out in nuttin flat anyhows. Sides that, dogs don't care what they look like long as ya feed 'em an' give 'em a place to sleep. 

Boy howdy, did the wind blow yesterday or what. Ya see, I had to put the awning out to block the sunshine what was com'm in "da house". It were 90 degs an' I don't need no extra heat in here ya know. I tied down both ends of the awning just in case the wind come up an' try to blow my awning all to hell an' gone. Well, the wind come up....blow right bout 25 to 30 mile a hour. Awning flap'n in the breeze. Once the wind is blow'n that hard an' you all by yourself, you can forget put'n the awning back in. It gonna get away from you. It's much safer to tie that sucker down an' watch it flap than to have it fly plumb over the roof in pieces. Seen that happen a couple times. Tore shit up all over the roof.

Speak'n of the wind blow'n an' stuff like that, accorn'n to the weather thingy, tomorrows golf game with the OFM Barney should be perfect.