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Monday, December 10, 2012

Fire sale....go'n out of business

The little grocery store across the street closed their doors. The furniture store has "going out of business" signs in the windows. The shoe repair store shut down years ago. Kelly's bar & full service gas station is on it's last leg. The economy is bad, money is short. Business depends on satisfied customers.

What started out as a place to write a old time modern day diary of our lives, has turned into a business proposition. It's called a freak'n blog. We share our lives with the world on a daily basis. The good times, the bad times, humor, sadness...our thoughts. We ain't skeered of what we sell.

When I first started my blog, "Billy Bob's Place", it was for me. A replacement for the Walmart special notebooks I so dearly loved to write my nonsense in. To record experiences of my travels what I could later look back on an' say...."Oh I remember that". Then customers began to frequent my blog. In no time flat, my blog was no longer just for me. It was for my customers (followers). I was in business, sell'n....nonsense, humor and my lifes experiences. But like any business, when your customers dwindle and no longer pay your prices (comments), it makes ya wonder if it's time to have a "go'n out of business" sale. I can't sell Billy Bob's Place to the highest bidder 'cause I manufacture everything I sell. One man operation ya know. That's where I am today.....disgruntled an' undecided. "Perk up Billy Bob, it's winter, tomorrow the sun will shine".

Before I went to bed last night, I had decided I would be at the golf course early this morn'n to swak me up some golf'n balls. But....Boy howdy let me tell ya....a freight train roared through the camp last night. It were somewheres bout 3 oclock in the morn'n, I were sleep'n like a baby, all cozy an' warm wrap up in my little blankie, when all a sudden I hears a hell of a commotion outside....wake me slap up. Wind was blow'n a hunnert mile a hour, "da house" shak'n to an' fro.....dogs was howl'n....what the hell go'n on? It were that cold front everbody been talk'n bout. Not that it got very cold, only bout 48 degs., but them winds was something to remember. Scare hell out me until I realize it weren't no freight train at all.....just a little breeze. Damn, what a breeze.

Ok, I got that water pumped into the fresh water tank on "da house" and installed that other seat cover yesterday. Laundry is still in the basket wait'n. I've been accused of procrastinat'n a few times in my life, but that ain't really what it is. If a chore ain't press'n, it can wait till I'm ready to tackle it at another time. Folded clothes left in a basket ain't gonna get all wrinkle up. They gonna stay folded just like they are. So what's the hurry.....not press'n.

There was a time in my life when if'n I had a chore to do, I would jump right on it with both feet. That didn't always work out too well, as I had to go back and re-jump that same job.....do it right the second time. I learn long time ago, ya gotta think. Like the time I build a dog house so's the dumb dog could get out of the rain and cold. I was proud of my construction abilities as I stood back admiring my work. I pushed an' shoved and that dumb dog wouldn't fit through the too little door. "It's not a 'taco bell' chihuahua dog Billy Bob, it's a Labrador". See what I mean....ya gotta think.

Ok...enough nonsense for one day....see ya laters. 



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24 comments:

  1. WHAT? NO CUSTOMERS? I, for one, am a faithful reader. Look for your blog every morning. Am let down if you haven't posted. I hope everybody who reads your post today lets you know how appreciated you are! I have to run now; otherwise would say lots more! Rose

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  2. I, among many others, enjoy your blog and your style of writing, and your wit, and your intelegance. Please don't ever stop writing, or thinking, or making stuff, or just being you.

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  3. I'd miss your blog if you padlocked it up.

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  4. How was the golf ball swacking? Out here in Bibe it is bright clear gentle breeze and 55 degrees.

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  5. Well, I read your blog daily too.. much more of a lurker.

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  6. Don't you dare stop this Blog. Yours is the first one I look at in the morning with a fresh cup of joe. If you don't post until later I get all bumfussled and start thinking that some body stole Sadie Mae and your out with that 410 of yours stalking whoever did it. Stay warm and Merry Christmas.

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  7. Me too-- I read it every day and really enjoy it. I'm always a little afraid to comment in case you don't like what I have to say. Please don't stop.

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  8. Just have to say Billy Bob, we see the same things you are. Living in a tiny town, each business that closes, one by one. This year there were three that closed their doors. Trust me, there are not that many left to close. The woman that cuts my hair said in the past they had 10 hairdressers working full time and now no one does. They all work part-time and supplement with other part time jobs. Just saying. Things are real tight.

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  9. Hey! I'm still reading and enjoying your Blog too! Please don't stop!!!

    Patty (Blogless)

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  10. Gee Billy Bob I would hate to see you close up shop. I read your blog everday and don't comment all that much cuz I look back and read what I wrote...then I think "Billy Bobs gonna think yer a dam idiot"....and thats my story! And git yerself one of those web counter things so you can tell how many people pop in here in a day. Betcha theres a few hunnert...

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  11. Yah, what they said. You can't close up shop. I live a very dull life here in Los Angeles. I get up in the morning, kiss the dog, cat and wife, (in that order) put on my pants and go to work. Come home, kiss the dog, cat and wife, take off my pants. go to bed. I do this for 5 days in a row, take two days off, and do it all over again. Yo gotta keep writing Billy Bob !!!!!

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  12. I read your blog day after day. I don't comment, just enjoy it. Don't judge you readership by the comments. I say, keep on keepin' on.

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  13. I ready your blog on a daily basis most of the time and when i do miss it, i'm always excited to catch up. I too am disappointed when i find you haven't posted on those days you do not. Please do not stop blogging. I love your blog and following you.

    I do not comment very often but i enjoy reading your comments and your blog .. please do not close up shop.

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  14. Keep up the blog Billy Bob. I agree with the above comments. I too read your blog daily, and miss it when you don't post. Love the writing style and the tales. I too think there are lots of folks out there reading and not commenting. I second Jeff who said to git youself one of those web counter things.

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  15. For the bloggers that commented Billy Bob should get a site meter, he already has one. Look at the bottom of the blog to the left.

    You know I love your blog and even though you give me a hard time every once in a while...I love you too :)

    Keep on writing and making us laugh!

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  16. I've been readin' your blog since way back beore Fred the duck, just don't talk much. Check ur blog ever morn'in. Merry Christmas, keep up the good work.

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  17. Enjoy your stuff. But you gotta do what's best for Billy Bob.

    All the best whatever you do.

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  18. Ditto to all the other comments, BB. We're out here, just not talking when you do it so much better. It's a let-down when I can;t see what kind of trouble you're stirrin' up for the day. hang it there, and keep us informed, please.

    Hugs to you today, and Merry, Merry!!

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  19. I read your blog every day to Eldy. We just love it and miss you when you don't write. We REALLY hope you don't give up writing. Your blog is really unique, there's no other blog or blogger out there like you. Lots write about travels and what they are seeing and doing and lots of us repeat the same things as we see the same stuff. But you are delightfully original. Please don't close the door and hang out your closing sign just yet!

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  20. You can't stop the blog! If you stop I will have nothing else to do at work besides work, we can't have that. Please don't go away!
    oh, and Merry Christmas,
    Cheryle B.

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  21. don't hang it up yet, Mr Billy Bob

    Daily readers here too.

    Bigfoot and Littlefoot

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  22. Sounds to me like you have a pretty good group of followers, buddy! That's something to be thankful for!

    Always good for some entertainment value, I think. If you can make just one person smile a bit, then it's worthwhile!

    Just keep on keeping on!

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  23. Yea, when that storm rolled through here, outside of Houston, I felt it in my little ClassC too. I ended up getting out of bed & rolling the roof antenna down. Night before last, 25, last night 29. Brrrr. But thank goodness for space heaters & electric blankets! I enjoy reading your blog.
    :-)

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