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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Smell'n like a goat

When I read Dizzy's post this morn'n, I got to think'n....how many post have old Billy Bob made? Well hell, I don't know, I ain't good at add'n stuff like that. And while I was at it, I went back to the beginn'n of my blog an' start read'n. And read'n an' read'n. Now that was the old Billy Bob I remember. He's crazy!!!

Got my dish's all done up yesterday. Well all 'cept that big ol' cake dish thingy what had the cherry chocolate cake in it. Oh....speak'n of dish thingy, I were sit'n outside last night an' I looks at the "bubba boat" lay'n there on the ground. Whet the hell, it all full of wrinkles.....just like old Billy Bob. Then I says.....how comes "bubba" is full of wrinkles? Well hell, it don't got no air in it. "Yes it does ya silly" Don't ya know nuttin' bout hot an' cold expand'n an' contract'n. Well yeah....but....... This morn'n with the sunshine, all them wrinkles is all gone.....poooof, just like that.

My God I got lots of stuff that I need to be do'n. And it ain't fun stuff. I got to clean house.....take out the stink'n trash, vacuum the floor.....the dreaded laundry basket. Damn, what one am I gonna tackle today? Well that's a simple decision, take out the stink'n trash.

Speak'n of stink'n, have ya ever go in a high dollar eat'em up and smell something what smell like a goat farm??? Ya sit down to eat and the waitress stands back 10 feets....people change tables....ya feel like everybody is look'n at ya??? Damn Billy Bob....you stink. Well, it weren't really my fault ya see. I were lay'n on the couch in a dream world and wakes up all cover with sweat when the main breaker trip (no a/c). I jumps up hungry an'er something what ain't ate in a week. Head off to the high dollar eat'em up place.

Boy howdy let me tell ya, them red fish is mak'n their run. Big 'uns. That's all I have to say bout that.

9 comments:

  1. Is it still the case where you can only keep one redfish over 20 inches or 20 pounds or 20 feet or 20 tons or something like that? The smaller ones are better eating, anyway.

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  2. Dizzy, Red drum have a daily bag limit of 3 and a slot 20" to 28". (Minimum 20"....max 28") You can keep one over 28" with a supplied tag. Rat reds are good eat'n but illegal as hell.

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  3. Bout 618 posts BB. If ya times 6 by 3 that comes to 18. Don't think that's the same thing Dizzy was talkin bout, but anyway ya look at it, 618 is a large number. If you can limit your posts to 62 for the rest of the year, you'll have 225 for each of the last 3 years. That's what we readers of Billy Bob's Travels call... Hittin the jackpot.

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  4. Just found you through the Yahoo Group. Funny post! I'll be back and readin' more!

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  5. Holding my nose while i post this,,, catching any fish yet?

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  6. Too bad we can't stand out in the sun and our wrinkles disappear like the bubba boat's.

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  7. eeewwwww that smell is nasty. Maybe you should steam clean your couch. LOL
    the deaded laundry should be next go smell good.

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  8. Heey I fixed me up one of them cherry cakes you described. That is or was one gooooooooooood cake !

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  9. I knew I'd forget the pan and my old tupperware. Well now you have a pan to make cake in. But that would be a heck of a lot of cake!

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